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Intrebari retorice

August 24th, 2008

Veneam astazi de la magazin si m-am intalnit cu un vecin pe care nu il vazusem de vreo 2 ani. Prima mea replica ” Ce faci? Mai traiesti?”. S-a uitat cu o fata ciudata la mine si mi-a raspuns “nooormal”. Atunci mi-am dat seama ce intrebare stupida am pus, iar partea mai nasoala este ca toti punem intrebari “retorice” stupide.

Cand sta omul la masa, ti se intampla sa il intrebi daca mananca, cand il vezi in parc il intrebi daca se plimba, cand il vezi cu tigara in gura il intrebi daca fumeaza si exemplele pot continua.

Chiar nu ne putem abtine sa intrebam lucruri evidente?

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Parcari

July 28th, 2008

Ma tot gandeam ieri cum e posibil sa reusesti sa manevrezi o masina cu 120 kmh intre localitati si cu 60 kmh in localitati, fara sa patesti nimic si totusi nu reusesti sa parchezi o masina la o viteza de 10 kmh?

Sau cum e posibil sa parchezi masina intre alte doua autoturisme si sa nu poti sa o scoti din parcare?

Ciudat, nu?

Am citit in trecut intr-o revista ca Michael Schumacher a avut mai multe accidente in parcare decat sotia sa. Omul a fost campion mondial de F1, a condus masini cu viteze la care multi nici nu viseaza, insa nu reuseste sa scoata masina din parcare fara sa loveasca alta.

Un alt exemplu mai jos:

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=3F1_5wZbb8Q]

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