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Casa de piatra

July 25th, 2008

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@ noii casatoriti :  Casa de piatra si felicitari pentru “unirea a doua dragosti”

@ Catalin : nu stii in ce te-ai bagat

@ Cristina : stii prea bine in ce l-ai bagat

Banc :  Un om se duce la un vraci si ii spune ca il paste un blestem de 50 ani.

Vraciul : Du-te domnule de aici! 50 ani? Nu am mai auzit asa ceva. Esti sigur?

Omul : Da domnule, ma paste un blestem de 50 ani.

Vraciul : Cum domnule? Mai stii cine te-a blestemat si ce ti-a spus?

Omul : Tin minte perfect. Mi-a spus “Va declar sot si sotie”

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